Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Fiorella XIII, Queen of Monte Grande


Her Majesty, the queen

Monte Grande Elections





Today was the general election for Prime Minister of the kingdom. His Majesty, the king, Don Guillermo II was at the polls casting his ballot, as was Her Majesty, Dona Fiorella XIII, the queen. The king has made clear his choice for prime minister in the weeks leading up to the election.

Don Rafael Burlescone, the duke of Rentado, is the king's personal choice.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Official Retraction



The press release, released by the office of Her Majesty, Dona Fiorella XIII, the queen, erroneously showed the wrong person as Baron Escalante, the queens new personal secretary. The young man in the pictures swam on board the queens yacht and spent three days hiding in her suite before he was discovered and arrested.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

New Private Secretary for Queen Fiorella XIII





The office of Her Majesty, the queen, Dona Fiorella XIII announces the hiring of Don Ricardo Martineaux, Baron Escalante, as her new private secretary. The queen and Baron Escalante are said to be very anxious to work with each other, and most recently went on a working vacation with other household staff.

Friday, February 13, 2009

The Queen Acknowledges Her VD




Her Majesty, Queen Dona Fiorella XIII was so grateful of His Majesty's wishes for her to have a Happy Valentines Day, that she renamed the coastal city of San Gaspacho, "San Guillermo".

Happy V.D. Wishes from the King


His Majesty, Don Guillermo II wishes his subjects a Happy Valentines Day

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Message From The King






His Majesty, the King Don Guillermo II decrees that anyone publishing the pictures of the queen and crown princess will be dealt with severely, should the photos be of an unflattering nature. The king voiced his displeasure at today's meeting of the "The Way Things Ought To Be Society".

Queen and Crown Princess Exposed!





Papparazzi for various, dubious publications has taken photographs of Her Majesty Queen Dona Fiorella XIII and the Crown Princess, Dona Giselle Victoria Catalina, Princess of Dos Islas, the wife of H.R.H. Don Eduardo, the crown prince. The two are vacationing with other members of the royal household in Southern California.

The Kingdom wishes to post the pictures before they can be sold at market, so that none may profit from this nefarious scheme.

Queen Fiorella XIII


Her Majesty, Queen Dona Fiorella XIII of Monte Grande and Pura Madre

Late Kings of Monte Grande, Later Years







King Don Guillermo I
King Don Valentine IV
King Don Antonio V

Late Kings of Monte Grande



























King Don Guillermo I

Reigned: August 1980 - June 1986

Succeeded:

King Don Valentine IV

Reigned: December 1975 - August 1980

Succeeded:

King Don Antonio V

Reigned: February 1933 - December 1975