Summit of The Americas

His Majesty, King Don Guillermo II left the summit very early, after he was accosted by Venezuelan dictator, Hugo Chavez, in the lobby of The Royal Hilton Caribe.

The king was ushered into his suite where an awaiting dictator wailed into him upon entering. Mr. Chavez accused the king of not being "hispanic" enough. The king, maintaining his grace and composure, listened to the despot and quickly made an exit once the dictator finished his tirade. His Majesty left Super Model Naomi Campbell in his place and Mr. Chavez dis not notice the difference.

Her Majesty, Queen Dona Fiorella XIII stayed and represented Monte Grande along with the prime minister.

His Majesty left for the island of Hermosita (UK) to join his good friend and party dog, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, the former President of The United States.

Monte Grande at Caribbean Summit

Their Royal Majesties, King Don Guillermo II and Queen Dona Fiorella XIII travelled to the Summit of The Americas. The king said his stay depends on Hugo Chavez. Assisting the king was his Assistant Personal Secretary, Dona Nina Farqhuar, Baroness de Palma

Monte Grande Assists USA

The Royal Naval Forces of The United Kingdom of Monte Grande assisted an unarmed American oil tanker in the Atlantic Ocean, when it came under the attack of Somali pirates.

Secretaries to His Majesty

Dona Claudia Roxanna Fuentes Castillo y Pimentel, Duchess Castillo - Executive Assistant to His Majesty, King Don Guillermo II

Secretaries to His Majesty

Dona Isabella Gabriella D'Artagnan La Vega y Monreal, Duchess La Vega - Personal Secretary to His Majesty, King Don Guillermo II

Queen Fiorella, XIII

Her Majesty, The Queen, Dona Fiorella XIII of The United Kingdom of Monte Grande and Pura Madre