The United Kingdom of Monte Grande and Pura Madre

Monday, July 6, 2009

A Royal Message To The United States

His Majesty, King Don Guillermo II and Her Majesty, Queen Fiorella XIII welcomed the President of The United States, the Honorable Barak O'Bama to Monte Grande.

Generalissimo O'Bama was on his first leg of his Russian Tour when he stopped in our island kingdom for what his pilot called "some cheap gas".

He was awarded The Uma Thurman Medal for Freedom.

His Majesty and Ms. Thurman made the presentation to General O'Bama.
The king also wished The United States a Happy Independence Day, on the 233rd Anniversary of The Colonies Freedom.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Message From Her Majesty, Queen Fiorella XIII

The King and I would like to wish You, our loyal citizens of our humble kingdom, a very happy and safe Summer Season!

Friday, April 24, 2009

Summit of The Americas

His Majesty, King Don Guillermo II left the summit very early, after he was accosted by Venezuelan dictator, Hugo Chavez, in the lobby of The Royal Hilton Caribe.

The king was ushered into his suite where an awaiting dictator wailed into him upon entering. Mr. Chavez accused the king of not being "hispanic" enough. The king, maintaining his grace and composure, listened to the despot and quickly made an exit once the dictator finished his tirade. His Majesty left Super Model Naomi Campbell in his place and Mr. Chavez dis not notice the difference.

Her Majesty, Queen Dona Fiorella XIII stayed and represented Monte Grande along with the prime minister.

His Majesty left for the island of Hermosita (UK) to join his good friend and party dog, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, the former President of The United States.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Monte Grande at Caribbean Summit

Their Royal Majesties, King Don Guillermo II and Queen Dona Fiorella XIII travelled to the Summit of The Americas. The king said his stay depends on Hugo Chavez. Assisting the king was his Assistant Personal Secretary, Dona Nina Farqhuar, Baroness de Palma