A Royal Message To The United States

His Majesty, King Don Guillermo II and Her Majesty, Queen Fiorella XIII welcomed the President of The United States, the Honorable Barak O'Bama to Monte Grande.

Generalissimo O'Bama was on his first leg of his Russian Tour when he stopped in our island kingdom for what his pilot called "some cheap gas".

He was awarded The Uma Thurman Medal for Freedom.

His Majesty and Ms. Thurman made the presentation to General O'Bama.
The king also wished The United States a Happy Independence Day, on the 233rd Anniversary of The Colonies Freedom.

Message From Her Majesty, Queen Fiorella XIII

The King and I would like to wish You, our loyal citizens of our humble kingdom, a very happy and safe Summer Season!

Summit of The Americas

His Majesty, King Don Guillermo II left the summit very early, after he was accosted by Venezuelan dictator, Hugo Chavez, in the lobby of The Royal Hilton Caribe.

The king was ushered into his suite where an awaiting dictator wailed into him upon entering. Mr. Chavez accused the king of not being "hispanic" enough. The king, maintaining his grace and composure, listened to the despot and quickly made an exit once the dictator finished his tirade. His Majesty left Super Model Naomi Campbell in his place and Mr. Chavez dis not notice the difference.

Her Majesty, Queen Dona Fiorella XIII stayed and represented Monte Grande along with the prime minister.

His Majesty left for the island of Hermosita (UK) to join his good friend and party dog, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, the former President of The United States.

Monte Grande at Caribbean Summit

Their Royal Majesties, King Don Guillermo II and Queen Dona Fiorella XIII travelled to the Summit of The Americas. The king said his stay depends on Hugo Chavez. Assisting the king was his Assistant Personal Secretary, Dona Nina Farqhuar, Baroness de Palma

Monte Grande Assists USA

The Royal Naval Forces of The United Kingdom of Monte Grande assisted an unarmed American oil tanker in the Atlantic Ocean, when it came under the attack of Somali pirates.

Secretaries to His Majesty

Dona Claudia Roxanna Fuentes Castillo y Pimentel, Duchess Castillo - Executive Assistant to His Majesty, King Don Guillermo II

Secretaries to His Majesty

Dona Isabella Gabriella D'Artagnan La Vega y Monreal, Duchess La Vega - Personal Secretary to His Majesty, King Don Guillermo II

Queen Fiorella, XIII

Her Majesty, The Queen, Dona Fiorella XIII of The United Kingdom of Monte Grande and Pura Madre

Somalia Launches Flotilla

The Somali Navy launched a flotilla in the Atlantic Ocean and steamed toward the island kingdom of Monte Grande. The Somali government asserts that killed in the unprovoked attack by naval forces of The United Kingdom of Monte Grande, was a welcoming committee that mistook the oil tanker "Mama Mia" for a Carnival Cruise Ship that was to dock in Dega Dega, Somalia.

The United Kingdom of Monte Grande sent three battle groups to conduct war-games in the region and could meet the Somali navy if they make it that far.

Queen Fiorella XIII

Her Majesty, the queen, Dona Fiorella XIII

Monte Grande Defended

Barack H. Obama, President of The United States of America, and Special Assistant to The President, Thomas Daschle, sent to the United Nations former president, George W. Bush, to deliver the stance of the United States to the World body. Speaking on behalf of the American people, President Bush launched a volatile rebuttal to the critics of Monte Grande's actions. "A sovereign country has the right to self-preservation of itself and it's assets, and should not be castigated for standing up for itself", the former president read. In response to the UN action, His Majesty, King don Guillermo II recalled the Monte Grandean ambassador to the United Nations, Don Felipe Jose Villariagosa, back to Monte Grande for a series of meetings. Also defending Monte Grande were Japan and Russia whos respective leaders appeared in a show of support.

Outrage at The U.N.

Led by Somali ally, Mahmood Abmadinijad, the Dictator of Iran, and Rhodesian Dictator Rob Mugabe, and Jose Fuentes of Cuba, The United Nations condemned the use of force by The United Kingdom of Monte Grande and Pura Madre in defending it's oil tanker from Somali pirates. Former United States Vice-President Albert Gore, Jr. blasted Admiral Juan Horacio Wang for what Gore termed as "excessive use of force" in retaliating to the attempted attack. Reached at the Admiralty Office of The United Kingdom of Monte Grande and Pura Madre, Admiral Wang commented: "This attack was subverted and these particular pirates will never harm anyone. We will deal in the same manner with anyone of their ilk"

Monte Grande Retaliates

Somali pirates attempted to hijack a Monte Grandean oil tanker, bound toward the kingdom. The pirates attacked from a small unchartered island. The tanker Mama Mia was being escorted by a warship from His Majesty's Navy. Admiral Juan Horacio Wang, Commander in Chief of The Atlantic Fleet of The United Kindom of Monte Grande and Pura Madre, was present at the time and ordered the warship to defend itself and the Mama Mia.

Monte Grande Cancels Mid-East Soccer Tour

His Majesty, the King, Don Guillermo II, announced late last night that he is cancelling the upcoming Mid East soccer tour for the National Team. Monte Grande was to have played in the Sultan's Cup in Kuwait next week. His Majesty announced his decision in light of the recent spate of soccer deaths in Iraq, that would have hosted Monte Grande for two initial rounds.