Friday, April 24, 2009

Summit of The Americas






His Majesty, King Don Guillermo II left the summit very early, after he was accosted by Venezuelan dictator, Hugo Chavez, in the lobby of The Royal Hilton Caribe.

The king was ushered into his suite where an awaiting dictator wailed into him upon entering. Mr. Chavez accused the king of not being "hispanic" enough. The king, maintaining his grace and composure, listened to the despot and quickly made an exit once the dictator finished his tirade. His Majesty left Super Model Naomi Campbell in his place and Mr. Chavez dis not notice the difference.

Her Majesty, Queen Dona Fiorella XIII stayed and represented Monte Grande along with the prime minister.

His Majesty left for the island of Hermosita (UK) to join his good friend and party dog, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, the former President of The United States.

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